Studio 60, ep. 6: "The Wrap Party"
Girl 1: Now, when you say that you "write the show" what does that mean, exactly?
Matt Albie: Like, in a movie or a play -- the show is scripted. Which is to say, the performers aren't making it up as they go along. I'm the guy in charge of making up what they do and say.
Girl 2: Do you think one day they might let you be in the show?
Matt Alie: First of all, "they" is us. Him and me [pointing to Danny Tripp], we're the executive producers. I'm not a performer, I'm a writer. They are two completely different skill sets --
Girl 3: Oh my god! It's Simon Stiles! He's coming right over here. Do you know him?!
Matt Alie: HE WORKS FOR ME!
Sigh... this show should still be on the air. AGREED!
Dec 8th